Just a Funny Story...Let me set the mood here. It's a school day. There are four kids in our family. We are running just alittle late. 'Let's Go,' becomes my battle cry for that morning. Now, normally we do a check-list before we leave: do you guys have everything, is there anything I need to sign, and don't forget your homework. However, on this day we were rushed. There was a key issue that was overlooked.
We are just minutes from school. I was feeling relieved that it looked like we would make it. But, it just hit me. 'Boys, did you brush your teeth?' Their silence was all the answer I needed. Man! Come On!
The church-planter in me kicks in, nothing ever goes as planned. Hal Mayer taught me that. Jay, you got to improvise! 'Alright, here's some gum - it's better than nothing.' I really thought I saved the day! Super-Dad! The kids pile out of the van, head into school, and I'm on the way home. All was good - or WAS IT?
A few weeks later I found out what happened that day. The boys, who are in the second grade, walked into school chomping gum. They got busted. Their teacher doesn't miss a thing, you know, the boys are twins and need to be watched twice as carefully. They get sent to the Principle's Office. 'Why Do You Have Gum!?' Then it happened.
They told her the whole story. I mean The WHOLE Story! 'We were late for school.' 'We were in a hurry.' 'OUR DAD GAVE US THE GUM BECAUSE WE DIDN'T BRUSH OUR TEETH.' Awesome! Great. I should have known those kids would spill it all if caught. They sold me out and Threw Me Under the Bus. They might as well told their principle that their dad was an idiot. Here I was trying to fix a problem - and all it did was lead to another.
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